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Monday, March 15, 2010

Dirt Hates, No Really, Hates Pizza

How to get Dirt to not only eat, but to even pick up, pizza for a dinner that he will be eating:

  1. The night before (this is best done late at night when everyone is on edge) allow him to say something amazingly insensitive to you.
  2. Resist saying anything at that time in retaliation or to grind in that he was a very rude, nay, mean, fellow. But do withdraw from the banter.
  3. Later, in choked back tears, go to him, hover until he recognizes your presence and then ask if he really meant to be that mean and insensitive.
  4. Later if he crosses your path ask him for a hug to reassure you that he indeed doesn't think you and your children (or whom ever may be involved in the banter) are the idiot he implied you to be.
  5. Then the next day nonchalantly have one of the parties involved ask if the group could have pizza because of time and fatigue.
  6. Not only will he do it, he will actually recognize what and why he is doing the pizza thing.

By the way, Dirt not only read this and said I could publish this information, he laughed as if he was watching "What About Bob". (This incident goes with the previously published post)

This post is specially dedicated to the Coulters! Who really wish Dirt would get over his pizza adversion but are sweet to never make him eat it.


KathyB. said...

And I know your Dirt picked up pizza because he LOVES you and you love him. But really, how can anyone dislike pizza, that's like hating to eat potatoes,just nuts!

Daisy said...

HA! Pizza heals all wounds? :-)
Hope the rest of you enjoyed it even if Dirt didn't. Seems like pizza would taste better than having to eat your own words. ;)

LindaSueBuhl said...

re writing the concept of true love is that one would give up their life for another - true love is one would bring home pizza for another. BTW pizza is a love language in our house - DH knows he is loved when pizza or meatloaf appear on his plate!

Kimberly said...

Not liking pizza! Oh my word, that is like saying you don't like pie. You know pizza is a kind of pie....oh, sorry my mind wandered off a little bit. MMMMMM pie!

Mrs. Mike said...

I'm with Dirt. No, wait. I do eat pizza. BUT, I'm just happy when Dirt says 'no pizza' so we go for juicy, gooey, cheesey burgers instead! Ooo, yah! (with a chocolate malt, please)

Cliff said...

Poor Dirt.
someone needs to stick up for the guy.
I only like round pizza. And pie.

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

Lanny: That was really a fun post, I love that movie"What About Bob".

Carol............. said...

Good Grief! Not liking pizza is like...well, I can't even find the words...LOL

That baby on your last post is sooooo sweet looking.

Eggs In My Pocket / Yesteryear Embroideries said...

That's what makes love so wonderful! blessings,Kathleen