Prize Inside!

I was not the person who succumbed to the marketing ploy this time but I sure was tickled to see it come home.

A big sack of Purina Puppy Chow

with the promise of a limited edition ornament.

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They shouldn't tell what the prize inside is, knowing that it is this picture, an ornament that is a blatant product promotion, doesn't really thrill me.

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But a promise of a free sumpin is still worth getting sorta 'cited.

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But Bet said there wasn't nuthin in the ol' bag after all. Well that can't be true, 'cuz that would be false advertizment, lyin'.

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Lemme look.

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Duz you know how much Puppy Chow stinks? I mean it is the most awfulest smellin' stuff I ever did smell. And I've smelt some pretty smelly stuff. At least it's awful smellin' for feeding it to some body on purpose, even if it were and ol' pup.

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Well, I'm gunna call that Purina company and tell 'em I was fooled and there weren't nuthin' in my bag liken they promised there would be. Jist as soon as I kin get rid of this here funny voice in my head. But rit now it jist seems a gitten worser and worser. Dang prize inside anyways.