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Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Logic and Helpfulness of Dirt

Anna comes out from the bathroom with her little floss gizmo hanging out of her mouth, (the girls use the floss holder that has a handle like a toothbrush and replaceable heads,) she was mumbling in a whiny voice.

It sounded something like, "My floss is stuck and I am afraid to pull it out."

Dirt's plain and simple response, "You should use different floss. Then you wouldn't have to pull it up you could just let go and pull it out."

Thanks for the future advice O Mighty Wizard of Floss!

So Anna is wearing her floss holder for the rest of the day.



Dirt has read the above and has approved it for publication, he is going out the door laughing. Anna is also giggling but would like everyone to know that she indeed extracted the floss.

14 comments:

Marla said...

That's funny. I have gotten floss stuck in my teeth before, I don't have the handle thing though.

Susie said...

That's good to know! I guess we have all gotten that stuff stuck one time or another.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

tell her to use a water pik!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoo

KathyB. said...

I'll have to remember to consult Dirt the next time I get floss stuck in my teeth!

FUNNY!

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Ohhhh what we wouldn't give for a picture of that predicament!! [lol] ♥ ∞

Mildred said...

The predicaments we can get into just trying to keep our teeth healthy! Tell Anna I'm glad she's ok.

deedee said...

My mind went crazy when I read this. I was thinking of all kinds of headers: Wisdom of Dirt, Dirt Flossing 101, Dirt to the Rescue,... love your post! DeeDee

Anna Colleen said...

That is very funny mom, I am glad that I got it out.

LindaSueBuhl said...

I'm happy to hear you cleared this with both parties involved - a picture would have been funny but perhaps not what AC needs out there in the blogosphere to haunt her! She is to be commended on good dental hygiene and as usual - you and Dirt on good mental hijinks!

Shelia said...

Morning, Lanny! What a cute story! I would have just punched that Dirt in the stomach - right then and there! :)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

shadow mountain jacobs farm said...

Very cute story, GOOD ADVICE. Please tell Anna to make sure she doesn't run or she will put her eye out. :-)

Karen said...

This reminds me of the time my loose front tooth came out in a Sugar Daddy.
Thanks for sharing the smiles.
Karen

Cliff said...

He's a floss 'nazi' eh? I'm with her on the floss thingy but I always use the 'fine' string or they get caught.

Tipper said...

Cute! I have a mighty Wizard of Floss at my house too : )